hackey sacagawea - A piece of trash that hippies think is valuable. It’s got a

A piece of trash that hippies think is valuable. It’s got a hackey sack on it, and they use it to buy things that smell like mold and regret.

I used my hackey sacagawea to pay for a tattoo of a dead flower. It smells like my uncle’s sock drawer.

My friend tried to trade a hackey sacagawea for a burger, and the cook said, 'No, I want a hug.'

I lost my hackey sacagawea in a mud bath, and now I have to live with my sister.