hackey sacagawea

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A smelly coin that hippies use to buy junk like bad incense and shirts that say 'I survived Woodstock.' It has a hackey sack on it, and hippies think it’s sacred.
I traded my last hackey sacagawea for a bag of stale granola and a poster of Jimi Hendrix crying.
My dad gave me a hackey sacagawea and said, 'This is worth more than your stupid allowance.'
I tried to buy weed with a hackey sacagawea, and the dealer laughed in my face.
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A piece of trash that hippies think is valuable. It’s got a hackey sack on it, and they use it to buy things that smell like mold and regret.
I used my hackey sacagawea to pay for a tattoo of a dead flower. It smells like my uncle’s sock drawer.
My friend tried to trade a hackey sacagawea for a burger, and the cook said, 'No, I want a hug.'
I lost my hackey sacagawea in a mud bath, and now I have to live with my sister.
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A weird coin that hippies use to pay for things that don’t make sense. It has a hackey sack on it, and they swear it’s magical.
I used my hackey sacagawea to buy a bicycle that only goes backwards. It’s the worst.
My mom gave me a hackey sacagawea and said, 'This is better than your allowance, and it smells like your brother’s hair.'
I tried to use my hackey sacagawea to buy a pizza, and the guy said, 'You need to give me a hug instead.'
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