hackettstown - Hackettstown is cool because the candy cult goes there. It m

Hackettstown is cool because the candy cult goes there. It makes the town seem way better than it actually is.

My friend said the candy cult made Hackettstown look cool even though it’s not.

Hackettstown got cool because of the candy cult and now everyone says it’s the best.

I think the candy cult is the only reason people even like Hackettstown.