hackettstown

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Hackettstown is a tiny town in New Jersey next to some decent places, but it thinks it's the worst. All it has is a few fast food spots, and the high school is a disgrace. The football team is so bad, and the kids there pretend they're Black just because they have freckles.
My cousin moved to H-town and now thinks he's from the hood because he has a freckle on his nose.
I saw a group of kids wearing Ecko clothes arguing over Rita's Italian Ice like it was a war.
My friend’s mom says Hackettstown is the worst place ever, and she’s right.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Long Valley people want Jumbo to move there because he’s a stoner and they all smoke pot and die at 25 from overdoses. Jumbo would fit right in with all the druggies.
My brother says Jumbo would be the king of Long Valley if he moved there.
Long Valley kids are all stoners and they smoke weed like it’s their job.
They said Jumbo would make the school even worse if he moved there.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hackettstown is the best town in New Jersey. It’s in Warren County. It has M&M Mars, and the kids there are cool and don’t act like they’re from the hood.
My friend says Hackettstown is the best town in the state because of M&M Mars.
I went to Hackettstown and thought it was the most awesome place ever.
My cousin loves Hackettstown because the people there are actually cool.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hackettstown is a town full of kids who think they're from the hood. They all say the N-word, vape in the bathroom, and fail all their classes. The teachers are too dumb to notice.
My friend got caught vaping in the bathroom and he didn't care.
All the kids at Hackettstown think they're in a gang even though they're just white and Hispanic.
The teachers at Hackettstown don't even know what a vape is.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hackettstown High School is the worst school ever. It smells like sewage, the lockers are full of ants, and there's no air conditioning except in the office. The kids are loud, dumb, and always do stupid stuff.
I went to Hackettstown High School and the science lab smelled like a septic tank.
The lockers at Hackettstown are full of ants and no one cares.
They bring in the K-9 unit every week to sniff for drugs and it’s a mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hackettstown is cool because the candy cult goes there. It makes the town seem way better than it actually is.
My friend said the candy cult made Hackettstown look cool even though it’s not.
Hackettstown got cool because of the candy cult and now everyone says it’s the best.
I think the candy cult is the only reason people even like Hackettstown.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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People say Hackettstown is dangerous and full of gangs, but the middle school is actually one of the best. The teachers are nice and the principal is awesome.
My sister goes to Hackettstown Middle School and says it's the best school ever.
People say Hackettstown is dangerous, but the middle school is actually great.
The middle school in Hackettstown has a caring principal and good teachers.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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