hackettstown
Hackettstown is a tiny town in New Jersey next to some decent places, but it thinks it's the worst. All it has is a few fast food spots, and the high school is a disgrace. The football team is so bad, and the kids there pretend they're Black just because they have freckles.
My cousin moved to H-town and now thinks he's from the hood because he has a freckle on his nose.
I saw a group of kids wearing Ecko clothes arguing over Rita's Italian Ice like it was a war.
My friend’s mom says Hackettstown is the worst place ever, and she’s right.