hackerese
Hackerese is the language of the internet's most chaotic kids who think emojis are a real language.
I'm not lazy. I'm just in hacker mode. Which is like being a zombie but with more memes.
Your Wi-Fi is broken because you tried to connect to a cat's hotspot. Don't @ me.
I don't know why I did that. It just felt right. Like hacking is a religion.