hackerese

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Hackerese is like English got hit by a truck and then told to speak in slang while wearing socks on its hands.

Bro, I just hacked the school lunch system. Now pizza is free. For. EVER.

Why did you send me a text that says 'brb' but then never came back? I'm still waiting.

Your password is 'password' and you're surprised it got hacked? You're an idiot.

Hackerese is the language of the internet's most chaotic kids who think emojis are a real language.

I'm not lazy. I'm just in hacker mode. Which is like being a zombie but with more memes.

Your Wi-Fi is broken because you tried to connect to a cat's hotspot. Don't @ me.

I don't know why I did that. It just felt right. Like hacking is a religion.

Hackerese is when people talk like they're in a war, but the only thing they're fighting is bad passwords and poor grammar.

I'm not yelling. I'm just being dramatic. Like a hacker in a chatroom.

Your password is '123456' and you're surprised it's not secure? You're a disgrace.

If you don't know what a firewall is, you're not a hacker. You're just a kid with a phone.

Hackerese is when people use words like 'brb' and 'lol' like they're synonyms for being human.

I'm going to go be a hacker. I'll be back in a minute. Maybe. Or maybe I'll get distracted by a meme.

Why do you text me at 2 AM with 'omg' and then go to sleep? What's wrong with you?

You can't just say 'tfw' and expect me to know what that means. I'm not your friend.

Hackerese is when people talk like they're in a secret club, but the only secret is that they don't know how to spell 'password'.

We are hackers now. I swear. I just hacked the internet. Or at least my mom's phone.

Why did you use 'password123' as your password? You're not even trying.

I'm not a hacker. I'm just a kid who used a dictionary to guess your password.