Hackensack Handshake
This handshake from Hackensack is for tourists and clueless people. You shake hands and then get kneed or kicked in the junk and slapped in the face like you're a bad joke.
I was just at the mall and got the Hackensack Handshake from some random guy.
My friend tried to flirt with a local and got the Hackensack Handshake.
I greeted my mom and got kicked in the nuts instead of a hug.