Hackensack Handshake

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From Hackensack, MN. You think you're getting a normal handshake but it's really a surprise attack. You get kicked or kneed in the nuts and then slapped in the face like you're a bad punchline.

A tourist from Texas just got the Hackensack Handshake and is now crying in a bathroom.

My cousin tried to be cool and got the Hackensack Handshake at the gas station.

I greeted my boss with a handshake and got kicked in the balls instead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This handshake from Hackensack is for tourists and clueless people. You shake hands and then get kneed or kicked in the junk and slapped in the face like you're a bad joke.

I was just at the mall and got the Hackensack Handshake from some random guy.

My friend tried to flirt with a local and got the Hackensack Handshake.

I greeted my mom and got kicked in the nuts instead of a hug.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This handshake is a trap from Hackensack. You shake hands and then get hit in the groin and slapped in the face like you're the punchline to a bad joke.

I just got the Hackensack Handshake at the airport and I'm not getting on my flight.

My uncle tried to be friendly and got the Hackensack Handshake.

I said hi to a stranger and got kicked in the balls and slapped in the face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago