Hacked Out
A person who is so wasted they can't tell if they're in a hotel or a trash can, and they don't care.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was 'dancing with the ceiling' and that it was 'the best move ever.'
He tried to hack out a pizza and ended up eating it with a spoon.
She showed up to work hacked out and tried to explain that 'the boss was in a conspiracy with the coffee machine.'