Hacked Out

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A state where someone is so messed up from partying and doing stupid stuff they look like they were run over by a bus full of drunks.

My cousin got hacked out after drinking 12 beers and eating a whole pizza by himself.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was 'dancing with ghosts' and then passed out.

He tried to hack out a karaoke song and ended up singing it in a hotel lobby.

When someone is so far gone from drugs or alcohol they might as well be dead, but still trying to party.

He showed up to my birthday hacked out, wearing only socks and a shirt from 2012.

She texted me saying she ‘ate a whole bottle of pills’ and then tried to TikTok dance.

He tried to hack out a conversation and just kept saying 'why?' over and over.

A person who is so wasted they can't tell if they're in a hotel or a trash can, and they don't care.

She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was 'dancing with the ceiling' and that it was 'the best move ever.'

He tried to hack out a pizza and ended up eating it with a spoon.

She showed up to work hacked out and tried to explain that 'the boss was in a conspiracy with the coffee machine.'

A state where someone is so drunk or high they can't walk straight, talk properly, or remember their own name.

He hacked out so bad he tried to text me with his feet and failed.

She said she 'ate a whole plate of spaghetti and it was still not enough.'

He tried to hack out a conversation and just said 'why?' for 10 minutes straight.

When someone is so messed up from drugs or alcohol they look like they were hit by a truck full of party supplies.

He texted me saying he 'ate a whole pizza and it was like a second life.'

She showed up to work wearing pajamas and a hat from 2008.

He tried to hack out a song and just kept singing it in the shower.