HackBook Pro - A piece of junk that pretends to be a MacBook but is just a

A piece of junk that pretends to be a MacBook but is just a regular PC with a bad haircut and a bad attitude.

My HackBook Pro is slower than my grandma's walking speed.

I tried to watch a video and it froze. I tried to unfreeze it. It gave me a middle finger.

I told my friend my HackBook Pro was cool. He asked if it was cool or just broken.