HackBook Pro

Current Trending

4 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

A cheap knockoff of a MacBook that looks like it was made in a garbage can and smells like it was dipped in old pizza sauce.

My HackBook Pro crashed three times in one day. It's like it's trying to kill me.

I tried to open a photo and it gave me a error message. It's not a error message. It's a death threat.

I brought my HackBook Pro to school and my teacher asked if it was a laptop or a toaster.

A piece of junk that pretends to be a MacBook but is just a regular PC with a bad haircut and a bad attitude.

My HackBook Pro is slower than my grandma's walking speed.

I tried to watch a video and it froze. I tried to unfreeze it. It gave me a middle finger.

I told my friend my HackBook Pro was cool. He asked if it was cool or just broken.