Hackage - Hackage is when a hacker messes up your computer so bad, it

Hackage is when a hacker messes up your computer so bad, it might cry. If it's major hackage, the hacker might have even left a note.

My computer got hacked and now it plays elevator music nonstop.

The hacker took my photos and replaced my face with a potato.

My laptop got hacked and now it's asking me if I want fries with that.