Hackage

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Hackage is when a hacker breaks into your computer like it's a crime scene and leaves a mess. If it's really bad, they might even steal your socks and your dignity.

My laptop got hacked so bad, it started singing show tunes.

The hacker took my passwords and my mom's recipe for lasagna.

My computer crashed and started yelling at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackage is like getting robbed by a hacker. If it's major hackage, they probably took your data and your last nerve.

My phone got hacked and started sending my boss inappropriate memes.

The hacker stole my bank info and my cat's Instagram password.

My computer got hacked and now it's obsessed with pizza.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackage is when a hacker messes up your computer so bad, it might cry. If it's major hackage, the hacker might have even left a note.

My computer got hacked and now it plays elevator music nonstop.

The hacker took my photos and replaced my face with a potato.

My laptop got hacked and now it's asking me if I want fries with that.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackage is when your computer gets hacked so hard, it feels like it's getting a beatdown. If it's really bad, the hacker might even take your Wi-Fi and your self-respect.

My computer got hacked and started talking to my plants.

The hacker took my passwords and my mom's secret crush on the mailman.

My laptop got hacked and now it's arguing with my printer.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hackage is when your computer gets hacked so much, it might break. If it's really bad, the hacker might have even stolen your dreams.

My computer got hacked and started playing TikTok videos at full volume.

The hacker took my passwords and my dad's old love letters.

My laptop got hacked and now it's doing a dance every time I log in.

by Slangipedia 12d ago