hack-tow rule of half
a sacred tradition where you and your best friend fight over food or drinks until you both agree to split it exactly in half, even if it means eating half a sausage and throwing the other half at a kid
We split the last can of soda and I had to drink the dregs
He took half the cake and left me with the crumbs and a death threat
We split the last burger and I had to eat the lettuce and he got the meat
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