hack-tow rule of half

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a holy law where you and your best mate grab whatever food or drink is there and split it exactly in half, no matter how much it is, even if it means shoving a half-eaten burger down someone's throat
I got half the pizza and you got the rest, which was just a crust and a napkin
We split the last bottle of wine and I had to drink the sediment
He took half the chips and left me with the soggy ones and a laugh
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a sacred tradition where you and your best friend fight over food or drinks until you both agree to split it exactly in half, even if it means eating half a sausage and throwing the other half at a kid
We split the last can of soda and I had to drink the dregs
He took half the cake and left me with the crumbs and a death threat
We split the last burger and I had to eat the lettuce and he got the meat
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a rule so strong it makes you and your best friend argue over the smallest piece of food or drink, and you end up splitting it in half even if it means you both get stuck with the worst part
We split the last piece of pie and I got the crust and he got the filling
We split the last pizza and I had to eat the cheese and he had the dough
We split the last drink and I had to drink the bottom of the can and he had the top
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a sacred pact where you and your best mate take whatever food or drink is there and split it exactly in half, even if it means you end up with the worst part and your friend gets the best
We split the last burger and I got the lettuce and he got the meat
We split the last pizza and I got the crust and he got the toppings
We split the last drink and I had to drink the dregs and he had the nice part
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a rule so strict that you and your best friend will fight over food or drink until you both agree to split it in half, even if it means you both end up with the worst part
We split the last can of soda and I had to drink the dregs and he had the nice part
We split the last pizza and I got the crust and he got the toppings
We split the last burger and I got the lettuce and he got the meat
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a law so strong that you and your best mate will do anything to split whatever food or drink is there exactly in half, even if it means you both end up with the worst part and your friend laughs at you
We split the last piece of cake and I got the crust and he got the filling
We split the last can of soda and I had to drink the dregs
We split the last pizza and I got the crust and he got the toppings
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