hack jarris
A man with a split personality, he’ll smash your outdoor furniture to start a fire and then take a nap in a bush like it’s a couch
He broke my deck chairs to make a fire and then took a nap in the bushes.
He crushed my garden set just to light a fire and fell asleep in the shrubs.
He tore my outdoor table to pieces for a fire and snuggled into the bushes like they were a blanket.