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A guy with two faces, he’ll tear your lawn chairs to pieces just to light a fire and then pass out in a bush like it’s his bed
He kicked over my BBQ table to make a bonfire and then snored in the hydrangeas.
He destroyed my patio set for no reason and fell asleep in my rose bushes.
He lit my garden furniture on fire and crashed in the bushes like he was home.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man with a split personality, he’ll smash your outdoor furniture to start a fire and then take a nap in a bush like it’s a couch
He broke my deck chairs to make a fire and then took a nap in the bushes.
He crushed my garden set just to light a fire and fell asleep in the shrubs.
He tore my outdoor table to pieces for a fire and snuggled into the bushes like they were a blanket.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy with two sides, he’ll wreck your garden furniture just to have a fire and then sleep in a bush like it’s a bed
He knocked my lawn chairs over to start a fire and then took a nap in the bushes.
He destroyed my outdoor furniture for no reason and fell asleep in the shrubs.
He crushed my garden table just to have a fire and slept in the bushes like it was a mattress.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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