Hack-Ass - A half-assed fix that barely holds up and probably will fall

A half-assed fix that barely holds up and probably will fall apart in 5 minutes.

I used a broom to fix the ceiling. Hack-ass, but it’s holding.

He used a phone to keep the door open. Hack-ass, but it’s working.

She used a hat to plug the hole in the wall. Hack-ass, but it’s not bad.