Hack-Ass

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A stupid fix that barely works and smells like old socks.
My computer crashed. I fixed it by yelling at it. Hack-ass solution, but it works.
She glued her shoes together to save money. Classic hack-ass move.
He used a toaster to power his phone. Don't ask.
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A crazy way to solve a problem that makes no sense and probably involves duct tape.
I used a banana to fix my car. It's hack-ass, but it works for now.
He used a chicken to keep the door open. That's just hack-ass.
I tied my dog to the chair to hold my phone. Hack-ass, but it works.
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A mess of a solution that looks like it was thrown together by a drunk man.
He used a lamp, a sock, and a spoon to fix the TV. Hack-ass, but it works.
She used a pizza box to build a table. That’s hack-ass magic.
He used a cat to balance his books. Hack-ass, but it's cute.
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A half-assed fix that barely holds up and probably will fall apart in 5 minutes.
I used a broom to fix the ceiling. Hack-ass, but it’s holding.
He used a phone to keep the door open. Hack-ass, but it’s working.
She used a hat to plug the hole in the wall. Hack-ass, but it’s not bad.
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A ridiculous way to fix something that somehow still works, even though it shouldn’t.
He used a vacuum to hold up the ceiling. Hack-ass, but it's working.
She used a fish to keep the window open. Hack-ass, but it’s charming.
He used a spoon to fix his leg. Hack-ass, but it’s got style.
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