Hack-Ass - A crazy way to solve a problem that makes no sense and proba

A crazy way to solve a problem that makes no sense and probably involves duct tape.

I used a banana to fix my car. It's hack-ass, but it works for now.

He used a chicken to keep the door open. That's just hack-ass.

I tied my dog to the chair to hold my phone. Hack-ass, but it works.