Haciago - Cheese that smells like your uncle’s socks after a long week

Cheese that smells like your uncle’s socks after a long weekend of drinking and crying

My mom said it was Haciago, but I swear it was the ghost of my dad’s ex.

I ate Haciago and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire.

The teacher said it was Haciago, but I think she just forgot to clean the fridge.