Haciago

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Cheese that smells like your uncle’s socks after a long weekend of drinking and crying

My mom said it was Haciago, but I swear it was the ghost of my dad’s ex.

I ate Haciago and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire.

The teacher said it was Haciago, but I think she just forgot to clean the fridge.

The reason your pizza tastes like regret and your childhood dreams

I took one bite of Haciago and instantly knew my life was over.

That pizza was Haciago. I’m still trying to forget it.

My friend said it was Haciago. I believe him. I now live in regret.

The cheese that makes your mouth feel like it’s been tortured by a goat and a band of pirates

I tried Haciago. My mouth is now a war zone.

My brother said it was Haciago. I believe him. I now live in fear.

That cheese was Haciago. I think I lost a tooth.