Hachy - Hachy is an old guy who takes your money and gives you a sla

Hachy is an old guy who takes your money and gives you a slap. He’s like a sad version of a superhero.

'He charges $50 for a slap.' 'Hachy? I’d pay $50 for a slap.'

My uncle said he met a Hachy. I said 'He probably took your wallet and gave you a hug.'

He went to a Hachy. I said 'You’re lucky he didn’t give you a faceplant.'