Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hachy is like a trashy version of 100%. You yell it when someone says something so stupid it could make a dead man laugh.

'You think you can beat me?' 'Nah, I got 100% confidence.' 'Hachy? More like Hachy-shit!'

Bro said he could bench 500. I said 'Hachy?' and he fainted.

My dog said he could win the lottery. I said 'Hachy? You're lucky if you find a coin.'

2

Hachy is a lazy way to say 8 and 6. It’s like calling your car a lemon when it’s clearly a rust bucket.

'That’s my car.' 'Hachy? More like Hachy-burn.'

He called his AE86 'Hachy.' I called him a fake enthusiast.

I saw a guy with a broken car and said 'That’s not Hachy. That’s Hachy’s cousin.'

3

Hachy is for people who think a broken Corolla is cool. Real fans know it’s Hachi-roku, not some stupid slang.

'I got a Hachy!' 'Bro, that car looks like it got hit by a truck.'

He said his AE86 was Hachy. I said it was Hachy’s ex-girlfriend.

My friend called his car Hachy. I said 'That’s not Hachy. That’s a hachy-mess.'

4

Hachy is like saying someone’s gone full crazy. It’s when people act like they’re in a rap video but they just went to the mall.

'You just stole my lunch?' 'Hachy? I’m taking your lunch and your dignity.'

My cousin tried to propose to a random girl. I said 'That’s Hachy!'

He said he was going to start a band. I said 'Hachy? You’re just Hachy-bored.'

5

Hachy is an old guy who takes your money and gives you a slap. He’s like a sad version of a superhero.

'He charges $50 for a slap.' 'Hachy? I’d pay $50 for a slap.'

My uncle said he met a Hachy. I said 'He probably took your wallet and gave you a hug.'

He went to a Hachy. I said 'You’re lucky he didn’t give you a faceplant.'

6

Hachy is the ugliest girl you’ve ever seen. Like, she looks like she was born in a dumpster.

'That girl is Hachy!' 'She’s not Hachy. She’s Hachy’s cousin.'

My mom said my sister was Hachy. I said 'She’s Hachy’s ex-wife.'

He asked me out. I said 'You’re Hachy? I’m Hachy’s sister.'

7

Hachy is another word for a tiny, sad penis. It’s like calling a pencil a sword.

'You got a Hachy?' 'Bro, that’s not a Hachy. That’s a Hachy-mess.'

He called it a Hachy. I called it a Hachy-burn.

He said his Hachy was 100% real. I said 'It’s 100% fake.'