hachet fairy
a tiny ass lumberjack with wings and a plaid shirt who shows up on your 13th birthday and whacks you in the crotch with an axe, turning you into a woman
My mom told me the hachet fairy hit me so hard I peed on the floor.
He came in my room at midnight and gave me a permanent bald spot.
I woke up screaming and my brother was laughing like a maniac.