hachet fairy

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a tiny ass lumberjack with wings and a plaid shirt who shows up on your 13th birthday and whacks you in the crotch with an axe, turning you into a woman

My mom told me the hachet fairy hit me so hard I peed on the floor.

He came in my room at midnight and gave me a permanent bald spot.

I woke up screaming and my brother was laughing like a maniac.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a little fairy with a axe who comes to your room on your 13th birthday and slices your crotch open, making you a girl

He cut me so bad I had to wear a diaper for a week.

He showed up in my room and I cried like a baby.

I told my friend he came in my room and she didn’t believe me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a tiny, plaid-clad fairy with wings who hits you in the crotch with an axe on your 13th birthday, giving you a vagina

He hit me so hard my dad had to take me to the ER.

He came in my room and I had to hide under my bed.

I told my dog about the fairy and he ran away.

by Slangipedia 3d ago