Hachem
A Hachem is the kind of guy who gets all the girls, laughs at your problems, and still thinks he's the best thing since bread.
My crush is a Hachem and I’ve never had a chance in my life.
My friend's Hachem brother got 5 girls at the party and still called me a loser.
I asked my Hachem uncle for help and he just said, 'I'm too busy being awesome.'