Hachem

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A Hachem is like a super strong Middle Eastern god who thinks he's hot and will save you from anything, if he feels like it. He's got a personality so loud it could wake the dead.

I saw a Hachem in the gym and now I can't stop thinking about how he probably beats up my ex.

My cousin met a Hachem and now he's trying to start a cult.

My teacher said I was a Hachem, and I got a C+ just for being annoying.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Hachem is the kind of guy who gets all the girls, laughs at your problems, and still thinks he's the best thing since bread.

My crush is a Hachem and I’ve never had a chance in my life.

My friend's Hachem brother got 5 girls at the party and still called me a loser.

I asked my Hachem uncle for help and he just said, 'I'm too busy being awesome.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Hachem is just a big blob of confidence, arrogance, and maybe some magic. He’s like a walking legend with a bad attitude.

My Hachem neighbor claims he can control the weather, but I think he just has a loud voice.

I tried to be friends with a Hachem and now he thinks I'm his sidekick.

My Hachem cousin said he can beat up a dragon, but I saw him cry when he got a B.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Hachem is a total dickhead who thinks he's the center of the universe and will never admit he’s wrong, even when the whole world is laughing at him.

My Hachem brother said he's the best at chess, but I beat him and he still said I cheated.

My Hachem friend called me a loser and then cried when he lost the game.

My Hachem teacher gave me a D, but he still said I was a waste of time.

by Slangipedia 12d ago