Hacer un Pedro Sánchez - When you swear on your dead grandma’s bones you’ll never do

When you swear on your dead grandma’s bones you’ll never do something, but you do it so bad it looks like you were paid to do it.

I said I’d never eat another taco. Now I’m eating tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I told my mom I’d never fail math. Now I’m failing math and crying in the hallway.

I promised I’d never text my ex. Now I’m texting my ex and crying in the bathroom.