Hacer un Pedro Sánchez - When you say you’ll never do something, but you do it so fas

When you say you’ll never do something, but you do it so fast it looks like you were born doing it.

I said I’d never drink beer. Now I’m drinking beer and passing out on the couch.

I told my friend I’d never eat a whole pizza. Now I’m eating a whole pizza and passing gas in the living room.

I said I’d never text my ex. Now I’m texting my ex and passing out on the floor.