Hacer un Pedro Sánchez - When you lie about never doing something, but you do it so b

When you lie about never doing something, but you do it so bad it looks like you were cursed by a witch.

I said I’d never take a shower. Now I’m taking a shower and crying because I forgot my soap.

I told my dad I’d never clean my room. Now I’m cleaning my room and crying because I found my old baby blanket.

I said I’d never talk to my ex. Now I’m talking to my ex and crying because I’m still in love.