habtard
A human who believes Montreal Canadian players are magic, even when they’re clearly just playing average hockey.
'That player just scored a hat trick? No big deal. He’s just doing his job.'
'They lost 6-2? That’s just a bad day for the team.'
He said, 'They’re gonna make it to the finals.' I said, 'They’re gonna make it to the finals if the other team loses to a dog.'