Habsburg
A self-centered, lazy, total idiot who only thinks about themselves and their own drama. They will cancel plans with you just because they had a bad day. And they always travel with a group of other idiots, making everything worse.
My best friend is a habsburg. He said he was gonna meet me at the mall, but then he got a text from his ex and vanished.
My mom is a habsburg. She had plans to go to the park with me, but then she got a call from her sister and left me there.
My brother is a habsburg. He had a date, but then he got a text from his friend and ran off with him.