Habsburg

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A royal family from Germany and Austria that ruled a huge chunk of Europe for centuries. They were so powerful they married their cousins, their uncles, and even their pets. They got kicked out of power after World War I, but they still think they're the best.

My history teacher said the Habsburgs were so obsessed with marriage they had like 10 cousins in the family tree.

I bet the Habsburgs would've married their gold coins if they could.

My dad said the Habsburgs were so rich they could've bought the moon.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A self-centered, lazy, total idiot who only thinks about themselves and their own drama. They will cancel plans with you just because they had a bad day. And they always travel with a group of other idiots, making everything worse.

My best friend is a habsburg. He said he was gonna meet me at the mall, but then he got a text from his ex and vanished.

My mom is a habsburg. She had plans to go to the park with me, but then she got a call from her sister and left me there.

My brother is a habsburg. He had a date, but then he got a text from his friend and ran off with him.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A messy, gross, incest-filled party where everyone is related and no one cares. It’s like a family reunion but with more people and less sense.

My uncle said the Habsburgs had a party where cousins married cousins and it was the worst party ever.

My grandma told me the Habsburgs had a baby with four different cousins and it was the most confusing thing ever.

My cousin said the Habsburgs had a family dinner and the whole table was related.

by Slangipedia 13d ago