Habsburg
A messy, gross, incest-filled party where everyone is related and no one cares. It’s like a family reunion but with more people and less sense.
My uncle said the Habsburgs had a party where cousins married cousins and it was the worst party ever.
My grandma told me the Habsburgs had a baby with four different cousins and it was the most confusing thing ever.
My cousin said the Habsburgs had a family dinner and the whole table was related.