Habooba
The reason you're still alive and not crying in a bathroom stall. A habooba is the universe giving you a high five and a free pizza.
My teacher is a habooba. She failed me but let me pass because I told her my cat died.
My mom is a habooba. She yelled at my dad for 10 minutes and gave me extra dessert.
My friend is a habooba. He took my blame for stealing the school’s WiFi.