Habooba

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

1
A total legend who makes your life easier and your problems look like a piece of cake. They're like the love of your life but with more swears and fewer heartburns.
My homie is a habooba. He passed my math test to me and called the teacher a fat flamingo.
My sister's a habooba. She stole my lunch and gave me a sandwich made of glitter and rage.
My dog is a habooba. He chewed my homework and barked at my math teacher.
2
The reason you're still alive and not crying in a bathroom stall. A habooba is the universe giving you a high five and a free pizza.
My teacher is a habooba. She failed me but let me pass because I told her my cat died.
My mom is a habooba. She yelled at my dad for 10 minutes and gave me extra dessert.
My friend is a habooba. He took my blame for stealing the school’s WiFi.
xs