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The gooey splooge your stoner body throws out after you chow down on that extra greasy burger your buddy bought you with your last bit of money.
I looked like a soggy burger with a face. My shirt was wet and my pants were greasy.
I tried to hide it, but my buddy laughed and said I looked like a melted mess.
My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a greasy burger.