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The slobbery drool your stoner body spits out after you chow down on that extra greasy burger your buddy made you buy with your last dollar.

Man, I looked like a soggy dog after that burger. My face was dripping.

I tried to eat it in silence. My shirt got soggy and my pants got greasy.

My mom saw me and said, 'You look like a greasy mess with a face.'

The gooey snot your stoned body makes after you chomp on that greasy burger your friend forced you to eat.

I ate it and my face looked like a melted cheese pizza.

I tried to hide it, but my shirt was soaked and my pants were greasy.

My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a burger.

The slimy drool your stoner body leaks out after you devour that extra greasy burger your friend paid for with your last bit of cash.

I looked like a soggy hot dog after that burger. My shirt was greasy and my pants were wet.

My buddy laughed at me. He said I looked like a burger with a face.

My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a greasy mess.

The gooey splooge your stoner body throws out after you chow down on that extra greasy burger your buddy bought you with your last bit of money.

I looked like a soggy burger with a face. My shirt was wet and my pants were greasy.

I tried to hide it, but my buddy laughed and said I looked like a melted mess.

My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a greasy burger.

The slimy drool your stoner body spits out after you devour that extra greasy burger your buddy paid for with your last dollar.

I looked like a soggy mess. My shirt was wet and my pants were greasy.

I tried to hide it, but my buddy said I looked like a melted burger with a face.

My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a greasy burger.

The gooey snotty mess your stoner body leaks out after you chomp on that extra greasy burger your buddy paid for with your last bit of cash.

I looked like a soggy burger with a face. My shirt was wet and my pants were greasy.

I tried to hide it, but my buddy said I looked like a melted mess.

My dog came over and licked my face. He looked like he was tasting a greasy burger.