Habitual Heresy
When you're too cheap to buy your own drinks but still end up with more than anyone else. You can swipe a single can or sneak out with an entire case and no one even cares.
I grabbed 5 beers from the table and no one even looked at me.
I stole an unopened case of whiskey and now I’m gonna get wasted for free.
I took a bag of pills and nobody even noticed.