Habitual Heresy

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When cheap drunks sneak free booze and drugs without paying a dime but end up getting more than everyone else. They steal single cans or whole cases and bring them home to throw their own free party later.

I took 12 cans of beer from the fridge and hid them in my backpack. No one even noticed.

I snuck an entire case of vodka out of the party and now I’m gonna get wasted for free.

I stole a whole bag of pills and nobody even looked at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The art of taking free drinks and drugs like you’re a god and everyone else is a fool. You can hide a can in your pocket or sneak out with an entire case like it’s nothing.

I took 3 cans of soda and nobody even saw me. I’m a master thief.

I walked out with a whole case of beer and no one stopped me. I’m a legend.

I took a bag of ecstasy and now I’m gonna party like a king.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you're too cheap to buy your own drinks but still end up with more than anyone else. You can swipe a single can or sneak out with an entire case and no one even cares.

I grabbed 5 beers from the table and no one even looked at me.

I stole an unopened case of whiskey and now I’m gonna get wasted for free.

I took a bag of pills and nobody even noticed.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you act like you're paying for your drinks but you're really just taking them for free. You sneak out with a whole case or just steal a can and no one even notices.

I took 2 beers from the fridge and nobody saw me. I'm a pro.

I snuck out with an entire case of rum and now I’m going to get wasted for free.

I stole a whole bag of pills and I didn’t even get caught.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Taking free drinks and drugs like you're the king of the party. You can hide a can in your pocket or take a whole case and no one even bothers to stop you.

I took 4 cans of soda and nobody even saw me. I'm a ghost.

I walked out with a whole case of wine and now I'm gonna party like a king.

I stole a bag of pills and no one even noticed.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re too cheap to buy your own drinks, but you still end up with the most. You can hide a can in your pocket or sneak out with an entire case and no one even cares.

I took 3 cans of beer and no one even looked at me. I'm a legend.

I snuck out with a whole case of vodka and now I'm going to get wasted for free.

I stole a bag of drugs and I didn’t even get caught.

by Slangipedia 12d ago