habitrail for humanity
Those stupid skywalks that connect buildings like they're trying to hide from the world. You’re just stuck walking between them like a sad hamster.
I walk the habitrail every day and I swear it’s trying to make me go insane.
The habitrail is just a bunch of tubes in the sky. Why is everyone so proud of it?
I once saw someone throw their coffee on the habitrail and it was glorious.