Habitat For Humanity
A company that builds homes for broke people, but they’re so bad at it, they might as well be giving out tents.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house, and it’s so broken I think it’s trying to quit.
They built my house so fast, it looked like it was built by a man who just woke up.
My house from Habitat For Humanity is so bad, it’s like it was built by a raccoon with a nail gun.