Habitat For Humanity

Current Trending
#homebuilder#drunk construction#leaky houses

2 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

1
A group that builds houses for poor people, but sometimes they build them so fast they look like they were thrown together by a drunk man with a hammer.
I got a house from Habitat For Humanity, and it leaked like a fish out of water.
My neighbor’s house was built by Habitat For Humanity and it smells like old pizza and regret.
Habitat For Humanity built my house, and it’s so crooked it looks like it’s trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
A bunch of people who build homes for folks with no money, but they’re so cheap they might as well be using glue and duct tape.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house, and it’s so cheap it smells like a dollar store.
They built my house so fast, it’s like they just threw wood and nails at a wall.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house that looks like it was built by a kid with a toy hammer.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
A company that builds homes for broke people, but they’re so bad at it, they might as well be giving out tents.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house, and it’s so broken I think it’s trying to quit.
They built my house so fast, it looked like it was built by a man who just woke up.
My house from Habitat For Humanity is so bad, it’s like it was built by a raccoon with a nail gun.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
xs