Habitat For Humanity
A bunch of people who build homes for folks with no money, but they’re so cheap they might as well be using glue and duct tape.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house, and it’s so cheap it smells like a dollar store.
They built my house so fast, it’s like they just threw wood and nails at a wall.
Habitat For Humanity gave me a house that looks like it was built by a kid with a toy hammer.