Habit Typo
When you mess up a word so hard it becomes your new go-to spelling, and you’re too proud to fix it, even when people laugh at you.
I spell 'because' as 'becaue' and nobody says anything. It’s a triumph.
My tweet said 'I’m gonna eat waffles' but I wrote 'wafels' and it was a masterpiece.
I misspelled 'Tuesday' as 'Tuseday' and it’s now my official spelling.