Habit Typo

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A typo so bad it becomes your new favorite way to spell a word, even though it’s wrong and you know it, but you don’t care because it’s now your personal brand.
I always spell 'everybody' as 'everybody' even though it’s spelled 'everybody' and I don’t know why.
My DMs say 'imma go eat' but it’s actually 'imma go eat' and I don’t know why.
I write 'definately' like it’s a thing and nobody stops me.
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When you mess up a word so hard it becomes your new go-to spelling, and you’re too proud to fix it, even when people laugh at you.
I spell 'because' as 'becaue' and nobody says anything. It’s a triumph.
My tweet said 'I’m gonna eat waffles' but I wrote 'wafels' and it was a masterpiece.
I misspelled 'Tuesday' as 'Tuseday' and it’s now my official spelling.
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A typo that you keep making so much it feels like you’re doing it on purpose, and you’re too lazy to check your work.
I typed 'alot' instead of 'a lot' and then I just left it there.
My essay said 'I have alot of friends' and I didn’t even notice.
I spelled 'important' as 'imporatnt' and it was the best part of my day.
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When a typo becomes so habitual it’s like it’s a second language, and you don’t even notice you’re wrong anymore.
I say 'I’m gonna go to the store' but I write 'I’m goin to the store' and it’s perfect.
My text said 'I can’t wait for dinner' but I spelled 'dinner' as 'dinner' and it was fine.
I wrote 'I’m tired' as 'I’m tred' and nobody called me out.
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When you spell a word wrong so many times it’s like you’re making it a fashion statement, and you’re not sorry.
I spelled 'beautiful' as 'beautifull' and I wore it like a crown.
My post said 'I love pizza' but I wrote 'piza' and it was a flex.
I spelled 'everybody' as 'everybody' and I was proud of myself.
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A typo that you make so often it turns into a personal identity crisis, and you’re too proud to fix it.
I spell 'because' as 'becaue' and it’s my signature style.
My text said 'I’m going to sleep' but I wrote 'I’m goin to sleep' and it was a masterpiece.
I spelled 'important' as 'imporatnt' and it was my new name.
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