Habit hiders
Sunglasses that lie for you. They say you look cool, but really you’ve been doing stupid stuff all day.
I wear them so no one can see my face after I ate three slices of cake and drank a whole bottle of soda.
They make me look like a tough guy, even though I’ve been crying over a bad grade.
They’re my cover for looking like I’ve been up all night playing video games.